What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I like God is love and lives within you.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Deuteronomy 17

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Innocent before proven guilty

What did one boob say to the other boob

This isn't going to, hurt.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like

I don't like religions.

You shall not bear false witness.

Bible.. Hm.?

Your going to be alright just relax

Maybe leave out

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

But this is not

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?